I was about to define "Girlfriend", and here I am. Still at the beginning after 2 hours of dedicated thinking. (Well, no one can define girlfriend)Powered by AXE, here starts a series of episodes to help you understand the character "Girlfriend", or rather make you believe that you are not the only one who is suffering from their tortures.
Here are some points to help you know them better: (some of the points from the indefinite list)
1. Unpredictable- You never know what reaction she might give to your simple sentences
2. They will win all the Arguments- you can try as hard as you can, but there will be this same outcome
3. They do not always mean what they say- Be cautious ;)
4. They ask only those questions which you don't remember- Ye batao. Acha ye batao, Acha ye bhi nahi yaad hai
5. Overly loving- Peechha nahi chhodungi.
6. Unrealistic expectations- Mujhe to laga tum.. Par tumne .....
7. They will treat you like a dog- Ye kardo na, Jao pehle ye karke aao, phone recharge karwa do naa
8. Comparison- kitne mote ho gaye ho, usko dekho uske six pack Abs hain
9. Tantrums- nakhrey to bhae, Tauba.
10.Wo jo chaahe karlein, tum kuch nahi bol sakte (no video attached because they also don't know everything)
If you have a definition for Girlfriend, do write it in the comments section.
Your comments are valued.
P.S.
If you can provide any article for "BOYFRIEND", it is most welcome.
(Don't worry, It will be posted by your name only)
This is funny, though all bullet points are extremely debatable :P
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