Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Auto wale bhaiya.!


In India, if you ever have to sit in a sharing-system auto with its capacity utilized to 200%, start praying to your God then and there only. You will be amazed to see how the driver is driving with even less space taken than the slimmest man on the earth would take to sit. He will move through every space available and will also try atleast once from the gap which to us seems like a not-possible space. Stopping for a passenger at the middle of the road is not a problem for them.
I was sitting with this auto-wale-bhaiya who was even younger than i am  (I am not sure he did have a driving license or not). The auto was almost twice bumped by him. First time i was not paying attention so i was not sure whose fault it was. But the second time, when he was about to hit a cow, i knew my life is at wrong hands. I prayed for another miute, untill i reached my destination safely.

If you have ever come across such an experience,
Plz give +1 to this post.

P.S.
This Auto wale Bhaiya might be the character around you

Mysterious Girl Story

What will you think is the case if you see a young girl sitting in a metro and suddenly she start weeping?

From her golden highlighted hair, abit gothic look, her outfit and her bag, she seemed to be a girl of early 20s. It could be any reason, but most probably this is the case where she is facing an emotional problem with her boyfriend. May be a break-up scene or something.

This might be one of the characters around you.



[write in comments what other possible situations you can think for such a reaction.
  +1 this post if you have ever come across such a character]

Non stop gossip Boy


I saw an outspoken guy, wearing semi-formals and a much improved Tere Naam look, with two girl mates. He was of slight dark shade and abit healthy (indian version of fat). He was holding a flute and was playing it after some interval just to disturb his friends. 
This guy was supposedly studying in some college. His anxiety for results and hopeful nature added to my belief. He was speaking very fast and seemed full of energy to talk about anything. But his interest was stuck up in the matter of relationships for quite some time unless he acquired details about his friend's love life. He even insisted to meet one of the girl's boyfriend.
He was definitely not dating a girl, but was constantly giving suggestions on relationships to the girls who were with him. While talking, he will come up with a cheezy dialogue after every other sentence. I think he was among those boys who want full attention of girls when they are with them, because he was trying every way to make the girls laugh, at his jokes or at his humour.

This outspoken and cheerful boy might be the character around you 

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Live your Life Arjun, because Zindagi Na MIlegi Dobara


Arjun was eight years old when his father died, leaving behind all the loan payments for Arjun's mother. It was not late when Arjun decided to become rich, as much rich before 40 years to allow him to retire and have a relaxed life.

Arjun grew up as a tall, dark and handsome boy. He has black and golden hair on his head. Arjun became highly professional and serious kind of guy. At the age of around 26, he had no time for anything but for his work. He did have interests in so many activities, cooking being one of them, but he never paid attention to them. It was like, his main life will start after he is 40. As of now, he is a slave who is working day and night.
He had faced some problems in the past regarding his relationship with his girlfriend because of the same reason, which finally ended their relationship.

Now he was totally alone, even not in touch with his 2 best friends, until he went to meet them to complete a pact they have made some years back. There he met, Laila, his love life. By talking to her, he realized it is not so hard to enjoy life. Money is not everything. Happiness can also be found deep inside the sea. You just have to allow yourself to be happy, to do what you like.

He again makes a pact, which he completed, to travel to Morocco along with Laila. He wanted to be with her and live life with full excitement. Arjun then wed to spend the rest of his life with Laila.

Other related posts:
Imran
Kabir


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Thursday, 23 August 2012

Janghya… Half Ticket, Full Filmy



Balwan, also known as Jhangya among his friends, is a 10 year old devil who does not wear underwear. His answer for the same is- “Style hai Boss”. Janghya is obsessed with Bollywood films. His every sentence will have a flavor of Bollywood in it. If you ask any question to him, his answer will have a reference from a Bollywood hit movie. He is so filmy that he keeps on swearing on his mother to make his friends believe he his speaking the truth.

He roams around with his friends in half pants, riding bicycle and playing cricket. One must not assume his behaviour by seeing his innocent face, they are poles apart. If you try to give lecture to him, he will outsmart you and change the topic. He is not even afraid of showing his attitude in front of his teacher

Janghya is a team's man. He will keep his ego on the side and do whatever it takes to get the work done. This was quite evident when he wore underwear for the first time to help his friend. This shows that he will come to rest only when he has defeated his enemy.
So now you know, that you never want to go against him. ;)





Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Jamaal....The Slumdog Millionaire



Jamal Malik is an Indian boy from the slums of Mumbai. The boy who has lived his life stealing for food and selling petty items in the train, fortunately enters into  a game show and become a Millionaire.

Jamal has developed the way he is due to his experiences in his life.  Many important years of Jamal are spent struggling for a living which will give him enough to satisfy his stomach. Jamal once aspired of leading a good life and  having wealth. He, along with his brother, used to earn a living by using underhand ways. He is also a diligent and smart enough to escape from from the people who are about to harm him.  But as he grows up he stops caring about the material goods or wealth, all he wants to achieve in life is his love Latika and wants to marry her. There comes the soft and romantic aspect of Jamal. He risks his life to meet her.


He participates in a game show considering that Latika might watch the show and he’ll get her back. He leaves everyone amazed and astonished when being almost an uneducated man he is able to answer all the questions right in the game show. Although his teenage days helped him a bit in answering some questions (because he use to work at an IT company), but he is a man of instincts.


He wins the game and becomes a millionaire, a “SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE”. Jamal believes that even though his destiny made him a slum dog, it doesn’t mean that he has to be it for the rest of his life. His life wasn’t written like everyone seemed to believe, he has the possibility and courage to make a change. 

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Beth Cooper

Beth Cooper has just passed from her high school with an insecurity that her thrilled life has ended. Now she will enter college and her life will take a noticeable turn towards maturity. She doesn't want that thing to happen so she tries to have fun as much as she can do until college.

Beth is pretty, but a shallow party girl who drives a blue small car like she is driving it on a race track instead of the streets in the city. Hitting people or bumping into cars is normal for her. She knows how to take the unofficial route when the official one is not open. That includes kissing a salesman to get Beer out of him through the Illegal . Caution: her smile can make your heart skip a beat.

Beth is one of those types of girls who keep a boyfriend, who will definitely be of good looks and good physique, just to show off. They treat the poor men like their bodyguard. They keep few assistants to their both ends and call them friends.

A boy who has a crush on Beth for 6 years, made her realize there was also the nicer side of her's. Although Beth went to his house party to make fun of him but later realized his thoughts were far better than his looks.
She sees her life differently now, with a lot of hopes and aspirations.


Get a glimpse of this character:

Monday, 20 August 2012

Describe the Super Hero: Ben (Fantstic Four)



Ben Grimm, one of the four Fantastic Super Heroes.
Describe his character in the comment section given below:



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Sunday, 19 August 2012

Describe the character of the Super Hero: THOR



What do you think THOR is like?
Describe his character in the comment section below... 

Describe the Super Hero: Superman



Describe the character of "The Man of Steel" in the comment section below:




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Saturday, 18 August 2012

Describe the Super Hero Character: THE HULK



THE HULK SMASH.!!
What do you think about Hulk's character?
Describe it in the comment section below.....


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Describe the Super Hero Character: Captain America


Captain  America
Describe the Super American Hero, Captain America, in the comment section below 

Friday, 17 August 2012

Tony Stark is now The Iron Man



Anthony Stark is the son of Wealthy Industrialist Howard Stark. He inherits his father's company after his parents' accidental death in a car crash.
Tony is a genius boy. He made his first engine at the age of 6. He graduated from MIT at the age of 17 years. With the help of his brilliant and unique mind, he was expanding the company and became a successful Industrialist.

The billionaire suffered a chest injury during his kidnapping, the effects of which can be prevented only by a magnetic field generator inside his body all the time. His companion at the kidnapping place made a magnetic chest plate for the same.
They both were supposed to create a weapon of mass destruction when Tony came up with an armor, an Iron suit. He invested his time and brain in this idea and created IRON MAN to save the world with his available power. Now he is not just a billionaire and a playboy, but also a Superhero.
Tony is bold enough to declare that he himself is the Iron Man. Also he is selfless when he decided to shut down company's production of weapons because they were the reasons of destruction in some places.

Sometime later, Tony discovered a new problem with himself. His blood was getting intoxicated. He decided not to tell his lover, Ms. Pepper Potts, about it. It was finally cured by S.H.I.E.L.D. Tony then found a source of great energy which overcame his problem of frequently changing source of energy in the chest plate.

Iron Man agreed to "The Avengers" initiative and is a part of the Avengers team since then.

Tony is rich, sexy, young and energetic, he likes to surprise people, he is a humorist and a genius. But above all, he is the IRON MAN


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Describe the Super Hero character: Spiderman



Show how much you love your favourite Super Hero, Spiderman.
Describe the character in the comment section below.

Super Hero Character


The New Super Hero name will be up by 11:00 am on 17th August. Stay tuned to know who is that Super Hero. 

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Describe the Super Hero Character: Wolverine



Describe this amazing Super Hero's Character in the comment section below.
The most amazing description will be shown as a blog post for the same character.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

DJ da Style, DJ da Promise, DJ di Life.


Daljeet (DJ) is a Punjabi boy who has no worries at all and doesn't care whether this world is a shit place or something. He wants to make the most of now and his way of doing that is doing all sorts of activities which a normal person would be scared of doing. He wants to live the life on the edge. 
 DJ has a different kind of humour which you may not like in the first place, but later you will find it difficult to control yourself from laughing at his jokes. No matter how angry you are, he will come up with something and you will start smiling. Even his dance style is as cool and unique as he is. DJ is yaaron ka  yaar who can do anything for his friends. He believes in his friend's belief and will support him/her even if he is on the death bed.

But who is DJ? Is he a college student? What is he like from inside?
It was long when DJ passed his college studies but he is still hanging around the campus. Why? Because he likes being there. He has an image over there. His social needs are high. People know him, they expect from him, he is getting importance, so he is happy and relaxed. But somewhere down the line he is afraid to go out in the world alone because he knows how does it function. Bribing and getting away is the solution to every problem out there.

Our Daljeet fall in love with a firangi, Sue. DJ promised to stay by her side and to help her complete the film she was supposed to complete.
Fate took a sudden turn and his life showed him a totally new phase. The world was not the same as before, DJ realized it was time to take life seriously, to take a stand against what is wrong.
And when DJ is on a mission, he will do whatever it takes to complete it, even if it requires risking his life.

Daljeet died with a vision, to make the world a better place to live in.
And what a way to die. Even at the last moment he was missing his lady love and passed a joke with reference to their future kids, "pata nahi gore honge ya kaale". 
A salute to this great man for all his efforts. No one had the courage to do what he did with such an ease.

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Prem ka Apna hi Andaz hai....Ouyi maa


Prem Bhopali is an aspiring actor. He is dreaming to be a Bollywood star and can even sell his father's shop to become one. This unrealistic aim has made him so blind that anyone can fool him by giving few compliments to his personality. And his peers did take advantage of this trait. To give an example, his Mentor took a great amount of money from Prem showing him situations which he wants to imagine but are impossible to occur.
Prem travelled miles with the belief that he can get every girl he want in life (even if she is a rich NRI)
But do you think this dumb and innocent boy can easily get her when all the other cruel boys are out there for the same reason? I know your answer is NO. And this is what happened with him.

There is also another side of Prem. He wouldn't let his competitor win over him. He can become a false doctor, prescribe wrong medicines, and get his enemy into trouble. Thus taking his revenge.

The soft hearted Prem sooner realizes what a true love is, and now does not run for the money but a settled life. He forgives easily and is a great friend to those who are good to him. He can risk his life for those he loves. Ye to baccha hai, akal ka kachcha hai, mann ka sachcha hai, aur ye yaaron ka yaar hai.




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Monday, 13 August 2012

The back and forth life of Nehalata



The most astonishing performance by Sridevi ji ever, was her character Nehalata from the movie Sadma. Nehalata was a young and modern girl who loved picnic and party kind of stuff. She is that common girl who wants to enjoy her life and make the most out of it. But the fate did not approve so.

Nehalata, because of an accident, now has a mind of the level of an 8year old child. She does not speak in the way a mature person does. She is scared, much like a kid, when introduced to new surroundings.
Now her lifestyle is different. She does not dress up and go out in a car, but rather roam about in nearby park playing with street dogs or trying to fly the kite. Nehalata will mock you and also laugh on your stupid acts. But if she gets upset, you have to become a monkey to cheer her up.
This innocent girl is again learning all the basic things which she did in her childhood. So she is making all those mistakes a child of that age make. That includes silly mistakes and dropping stuff from hands.

When Nehalata is finally back to her normal self after a treatment from a medical practitioner, she remembers everything before the accident took place. Now again she is as mature as she was in the first place. And naturally she wants to return back to her past life. She does not remember the affection given by Somu and wants to go away from
him when he has come to talkto her. This is not her fault actually. If she cannot recall
the love, there is no chance she will love back.



Watch a video from her child-like life:


Saturday, 11 August 2012

Nina Sayers.. Black Swan or White Swan.?


 Nina (Natalie Portman), who lives with her Freudian nightmare of a mother in a spooky Upper West Side apartment, is a hard-working dancer cast as the lead in a revisionist production of “Swan Lake.” She is an obsessed, overly ambitious ballerina. 
Thomas is her director who is handsome and evil sorcerer in Nina's imagination. He tells Nina to "Let go" and not be perfect every time. The role is actually a split identity. One part is the white Swan, which Nina is capable of doing. The other part is that of a black Swan, which is very hard to gulp by Nina.
Nina starts witnessing some peculiar happenings when she met a new ballerina Lily.  The relationship between two dancers is good because of Lily’s imprudence.

In keeping with the logic of “Swan Lake” her liberation takes the form of self-destruction, and she is not what she use to be before.
Once alone in the rehearsal studio, Nina looks at her multiplying mirror images and loses control of them. What follows is a crescendo of madness leading up to her opening night triumph, during all of which it becomes increasingly difficult to find the boundary between reality and fantasy. 

The movie went too deep to let you understand the character and the felling Nina is having all this while. This case of Obsessive compulsive behaviour led to nothing else than own's destruction.
Nina's words, after she stabs herself and is severely bleeding, were "I felt it. Perfect. It was perfect."

This bulimia character was a much appraised one. She is both the black swan and the white, both the perfectly controlled performer and the pure creature of instinct.



Tags: hard working, perfectionist, ballerina, self destruction, hallucination, passionate, erratic, shattered, weeping, counter part

Friday, 10 August 2012

Luis Vargas- Original Sin


Luis (played by Antonio Bandreas) is a wealthy Cuban businessman who is looking for an American Wife, believing that Americans represent the future.
This young and rich owner of a Coffee company approached Julia not revealing his real identity. He wanted to make sure that the girl he is marrying to, is not marrying him because of his wealth. They wedded after a short time of Julia's arrival in Cuba. Passion and Lust lay over as the two begin to discover each other over the next few days.

Luis Vargas
Luis provided all the luxuries to Julia to make her feel like she was his Queen. And Julia replied back by fleeing over and taking all the Luis' fortune. Totally heart broken, frustrated as hell, Luis hired a detective to find Julia so that he can kill her. (He thinks that is the reply to such a pain borne by him)

Unknowingly, Luis falls for Julia as deep as he had never ever imagined he would fall for anybody. There was something about her. How much hard he tried, he cannot resist himself from getting close to Julia. She had already become his life. Now Luis doesn't want his money. His fortune was Julia's presence at his side.

But this love brought lots of enemies also. It was not easy to snatch from Julia what her previous life gave her. Luis had to go really down to cut the root of the cause. And he was ready to do everything if just Julia was with him. In the end, together they are, fooling people in a card game with their secret signs.


This erotic movie is not a love story, it is a story about Love. Also the actors did justice to their respective roles.

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Definite...Perpendicular...Tangent


Gangs of Wasseypur's characters have become famous like anything. If you have seen the trailer, I am sure you must be a lot more curious to know why they were named so. (See the video to get a glimpse of all the characters)


Definite Khan

                               Definite 



Sardar Khan's son from his second wife kept his name with just one "Definite" aim, which was to see Sardar Khan dead. Now that Sardar was dead, Definite wanted to have the control over Wasseypur area which his step brother had for long. Definite was inspired from Salman Khan and considers himself as the Don of the upcoming time. He rides on his bike wearing a black leather jacket most of the times. He is very cruel, furious at some times, and it doesn't matter to him on whose side he is in  unless and until his goals are being satisfied.




Perpendicular

Babua a.k.a Perpendicular Khan was the youngest son of Sardar Khan. Actually he was the one who was en-cashing on the goodwill of his brother, Faisal. He will rob a jwellery shop in such an easy going manner like no one can ever touch him. He would even never pay for his purchases made in the local shop (will even ask for money if the item is out of stock because then he has to buy from some other place). His name was so because of his mastery in hitting the blade perpendicular which causes a quick death to anyone's life.
He had a sudden friendship with blade and use to move his tongue like it was biscuit (and not blade) moving in his mouth.
Perpendicular was fond of Sanjay Dutt and got his hairs highlighted in golden colour just to follow his superstar.
But causing so much pain in every other man's life can lead to having enemies all over your circle. And eventually he had to pay that price.


Tangent

Nothing much about the character other than just he was used to support Perpendicular and Definite (not in literal terms though). Tangent was the best friend of Perpendicular who earned his name because he use to hit the blade tangent to his target's skin. Tangent was to Perpendicular what Circuit was to Munna Bhai.
He later joined Faisal's gang and helped him to kill his enemies.



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Faisal Khan
Sardar Khan
Nagma Khatoon

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Rain Man


Raymond (Rain Man) is the older autistic-savant brother of character Charlie Babbitt . The character of Raymond is inspired from the real life savant, Kim Peek.

When Charlie was too young to speak clearly, he couldn't pronounce Raymond but call out Rain Man instead.It was Raymond who sang to Charlie, but when Raymond burnt Charlie with hot bathing water their father decided to send Raymond to Wallbrook.


"Raymond has a problem communicating and learning. He can't even express himself or probably even understand his own emotions in a traditional way. There are dangers everywhere for Raymond. Routines, rituals are all he has to protect himself. [...] Well, it's the way he acts, sleeps, eats, uses the bathroom, walks, talks, everything. Any break from that routine is terrifying. [...] He doesn't understand the concept of money."



This genius who could solve most complicated calculation problems and memorize entire phone directories, was being left to stay in a psychiatric Institution for 20 years. It is only after when Charlie got him out of the Institution he was able to see the new world.

He had a very stringent routine. His bedtime is at 11pm sharp.
He is obsessed with few habits. Pancakes being placed on the table before the maple syrup is one of them. He gives a definite NO for travelling in the airplane and can do whatever it takes to stop you from making him believe otherwise. (Be it panicking)

A very kind hearted Rain Man is forced to go back to Wallbrook for his custody still belongs to that place.
But over his journey with Charlie, both the siblings come emotionally closer to each other.

Here is a short video of this character:



Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Obsessed with characters of Gangs of Wasseypur


I am so obsessed with each and every character of Gangs of Wasseypur, that i spent my most of today's time exploring about them.
I promise to deliver a post on all of its exciting characters, or various posts for each character in the very same day.

Those characters will be:

1. Definite Khan

2. Shamshad

3. Shankar



Stay tune to read about them


--------------The post has been updated-------
Click here to read aboutDefinite Khan, Perpendicular, Tangent


Sunday, 5 August 2012

Yo.! Wheres Moose?


 If the question is, can you think of step up without Moose?
The answer pops out instantly as a big NO. (I believe that is the reason why Moose is still in step up revolution)
Moose is this awesome dancer who looks like a nerd, but when you see his dance moves you just want him to go on forever. If you have not seen him yet, you have missed a great dancing.
Because he is totally the best "SCENE STEALER"

There is a time when this cute guy has to choose between his studies and his passion.
And then he comes up with this cool solution to take up engineering and dance, both. (He can't leave dancing, it is in his blood). He is so cool that he even has his own style of greeting to people.

Moose and Camille had been together for long but he cannot see her concern for him.
Later on when he realizes what he had lost, he confronts that he misses dancing but misses her more and that she is his best friend in the whole world.
All sorted between them, they fall in love at the end of the movie Step up 3D

See one of his dance videos



And for the question "Why Moose?"
You got to ask yourself "Why Not Moose?" ;)



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Saturday, 4 August 2012

The Ben-Lander


Ben Stiller plays the role of Derek in this picture perfect comedy of its time, ZOOLANDER.

Derek Zoolander is the Male model of the year for three consecutive years. Expecting much the same this year, he was shattered when the dream did not come true.
Derek is a cool guy with a kind heart but has a mind of its own. He has this same look (see picture) throughout the movie (and it is portrayed very well through humour)
Plus, he thinks he has this disease in which he cannot move "Left"
Much like every other person, he asks himself the question of life, "Who am I? What am I living for?".
And his childlike mind answers that maybe he wants to
open a school for kids who cannot read. He travels back
to his homeland to live with his family as before.
But he is of no good there. A model like him cannot work
in coal mines. He gives a comeback but is eventually made
a pawn for some international conspiracy.




The movie will sometimes give a sense that it is a spoof because of the people acting so much dumb most of the times, but believe me, that is the funniest thing about this movie.
If you want to relax and have a good laugh, Derek Zoolander will give you many of those moments.

Watch this video to see what this character has for you:





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Friday, 3 August 2012

I am John Smith... a.k.a Number 4


John Smith (Number four)
John, handsome alien of 15-year-old from the planet Lorien, was sent away from his planet along with eight other teens to protect their kind.
All these nine people are connected in a way that allows them to be killed in numeric order only.
Every time a person is killed, John gets a scar on his leg.
He and his guardian has to keep moving, they can't leave their imprint anywhere. It is too dangerous to get located.

Still unaware of his powers and pissed off with his escaping life, John enrolls in a new school to live a normal life. But anytime between the class his powers will show up and his hands will emit heat. This is not normal and so he becomes rebellious and more frustrated because of his identity. (Imagine a situation where you don't know your past, have lots of questions, something or the other weird stuff keeps on happening with you. You will feel the same.)

He escapes from his guardian and explore his powers just like you have seen Spiderman exploring his powers for the first time. Running, jumping, flying all over the terrain.
Now is the time to face his destiny and the people who want him dead. Along his way, he meets number 6th and set out to find all other members alive.

Leaving his lady love behind was never easy, but he has to move on like forever. He can't risk her life


I am eagerly waiting for the next movie in this series (if there is one)
I just love these fictional characters and the action involved in such movies




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Thursday, 2 August 2012

Sid the SLoth


Sid is a sloth, who walks like a human, have ping-pong ball-like eyes, buck teeth, and long claws with a curled tail
Sid the SLoth
He is annoying at times, but all the other times he is funny. His actions will surely make you laugh out loud.
This slow moving fast talking sloth once lived in a tree with other sloths that always wanted to leave Sid behind.

This childish and goofy creature is a good person from the heart. He is loyal to his friends and care for them. Sid is usually the one getting knocked about, either by accident or by purpose ;)


I wouldn't be surprised if you laugh holding your stomach when you see his acting. The entertainment takes a whole new level when you see his way of sleeping
See a video of this funny little Sloth











Do you remember his way of delivering dialogues? Here are some of his quotes:

OK, lead the way, Mr Big... Didn't get the name. ( Manny tells sid his name) - Manfred? Yuck.
From now you refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flames
If you eat me, it will send a BAD message!
"Ha! Score one for the Sloth!" (Momma gets him tangled up and he speaks with a strangled voice) "And the score's all tied up!
I'm a single mother with 3 kids. I could use a little compassion.

"This is the end of Sid the Sloth...arhhhhhhh!"




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Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Girlfriend....


I was about to define "Girlfriend", and here I am. Still at the beginning after 2 hours of dedicated thinking. (Well, no one can define girlfriend)
Powered by AXE, here starts a series of episodes to help you understand the character "Girlfriend", or rather make you believe that you are not the only one who is suffering from their tortures.

Here are some points to help you know them better: (some of the points from the indefinite list)
1. Unpredictable- You never know what reaction she might give to your simple sentences
2. They will win all the Arguments- you can try as hard as you can, but there will be this same outcome
3. They do not always mean what they say- Be cautious ;)
4. They ask only those questions which you don't remember- Ye batao. Acha ye batao, Acha ye bhi nahi yaad hai
5. Overly loving- Peechha nahi chhodungi.
6. Unrealistic expectations- Mujhe to laga tum.. Par tumne .....
7. They will treat you like a dog- Ye kardo na, Jao pehle ye karke aao, phone recharge karwa do naa
8. Comparison- kitne mote ho gaye ho, usko dekho uske six pack Abs hain
9. Tantrums- nakhrey to bhae, Tauba.
10.Wo jo chaahe karlein, tum kuch nahi bol sakte (no video attached because they also don't know everything)

If you have a definition for Girlfriend, do write it in the comments section.
Your comments are valued.


P.S.
If you can provide any article for "BOYFRIEND", it is most welcome.
(Don't worry, It will be posted by your name only)